KIM Woodburn has revealed she is working on a racy novel to rival 50 Shades of Grey.
The cleaner turned reality star, 74, plans to go up against EL James with her own book ‘There’s Nothing Dirty In A Clean Bit of Filth’.
Speaking before a nightclub appearance, she revealed: “I’m 50 Shades of Filth! I’m thinking of writing a mucky book and I would call it There’s Nothing Dirty In A Clean Bit of Filth’.”
The How Clean Is Your House? presenter also revealed she has a fascination with ‘real murder’ books.
She added: “Since I was a small girl I read real murder books. I swear to god it’s my bit of naughty.
“Also, royalty I have every book. Diana, you know